It's Christmas for goodness sake ...

"Well I was wet, your side of the truck was dry,




I like dry,



that side didn't have your name on it,



so I am a bad boy...



it's Christmas ... go tell Santa or get over it !



Sheesh Murph !!!"

By Polar News

He was young and idealistic but RANDOLPH

thought there would be no discrimination just

because he was a Black tail and not a Rein deer.

Unfortunately he had not counted on local

animosity of the more famous deer who worked there

and was found crossing the north pole border unlawfully.

It was said he must have lost his way or gone back home

and no further investigation was launched though many years later

rumors surfaced that he was spotted in Santa's barbershop relaxing.

This could not be confirmed though because of the

security worries about lists compiled on humans stored there.

The tapes of all comments were lost some how by accidental erasure.

By Polar News Service ...